December 2011
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
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BLOGGING via TYPEWRITER.: 11 Quotes From 2011 →
think-progress:
1. “There’s been class warfare going on for the last 20 years, and my class has won.” — Warren Buffett
2. “Gay rights are human rights and human rights are gay rights.” — Hillary Clinton
3. “Today, we are all Troy Anthony Davis. Tonight, a little piece of all of us…
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day 6
balenna:
my ears still feel like they’re on fire and these pain meds make me have the craziest dreams. i hate that i’m so tired all the time and all i want to do is lay in bed. i look so sickly and i’ve lost 3 pounds. i can’t wait until my throat heals so i can eat real food and gain the weight back. hey maybe regina george should’ve gotten a tonsillectomy.
sgeorgiabux:
“I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro’s great stumbling block in the stride toward freedom is not the White Citizens Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate who is more devoted to ‘order’ than to justice; who prefers a negative peace which is the absence of tension to a positive peace which is the presence of justice.” -MLK
I feel that...
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“Ask ten adults to define a slut and you’ll hear things like: a woman who has sex...”
– Emily Maguire- Princesses & Pornstars (via newwavefeminism)
*i think the other thing to remember is that it’s always in reference to a woman. you don’t call a man a slut. you call him a “manwhore” and even then, it’s not just “whore.” you have to add...
Watchinothernews:
Jon Stewart’s brilliant (as usual) take on the whole advertiser controversy around All-American Muslim.
Because I missed it last night.
“Yesterday, Mitt Romney caught some egg (white) on his face when it was reported...”
– egotripland.com » 10 Campaign Slogans for Mitt Romney That Could Be Worse Than The KKK-Affiliated “Keep America American.”
so yeah, these are funny and everything. but lets not pretend that the problem here is that he accidently chose him a white supremacist catch phrase when he’s not a big a...
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sister got her tonsils removed
so i’m taking on the load of keeping her happy and healthy
while trying to please my grammy for her birthday
by making her dinner
and a cheesecake
and washing the dogs
and washing her floors
also trying to spend time with dad
and plan christmas gifts that no one has the money for
while trying not to be mean to my mom
who is inadvertently pushing her...
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mooncuphugs:
Safe to Pee: Gender Neutral Bathroom Project
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“The TLC reality show All-American Muslim, which follows five families in...”
– All-American Muslim Meets an Un-American Advertising Pullout | Entertainment | TIME.com
The Florida Family Association criticizes the show because it “hides the Islamic agenda’s clear and present danger to American liberties and traditional values.” The organization’s mission statement is to...
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“So, just so we’re clear: a 15-year-old who had unprotected sex and knows that...”
– Teen Girls Can Suck It: No Morning-After Pill Without Doc’s Consent (via feminismduh
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