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Anonymous asked: Fuck off you stupid fuck.
NEAT. This is literally my first ever anonymous hate message on Tumblr, and I’ve been practicing.
Okay, okay, here goes:
Hey, eat a dick man. No, wait, two dicks. Ahh! I don’t know! I’m sorry, I’m all nervous. Eat however many dicks feels good for you.
i think i’ve wasted enough time on the internet for one day
nope? okay well.
and it’s amazing
but wait there’s more
omg and then
"Why, is your nose bigger than your dick?" OMFG so good!
no no no
the COFFEE one