Dearest Lizzy,

Everything happens for a reason.

IN OTHER NEWS: THE PETITION TO LEGALLY RECOGNIZE NONBINARY GENDERS IS 30,000 SIGNATURES FROM HITTING ITS GOAL

clrama:

SIGN IT HERE

(via helvetebrann)

Anonymous asked: Fuck off you stupid fuck.

engage-with-zorp:

NEAT. This is literally my first ever anonymous hate message on Tumblr, and I’ve been practicing. 

Okay, okay, here goes:

Hey, eat a dick man. No, wait, two dicks. Ahh! I don’t know! I’m sorry, I’m all nervous. Eat however many dicks feels good for you. 

gatormech:

I don’t know what it is, but I love the little cut in the eyebrow.

i’m just

gatormech:

I don’t know what it is, but I love the little cut in the eyebrow.

i’m just

(Source: themistergram)

i think i’ve wasted enough time on the internet for one day

*refreshes page*

nope? okay well.

*opens facebook*

“What I want is for you to write “fuck me” on your chest. Write it, do it! And then I want you to walk out that door and I want you to walk down that street. And anybody that wants to fuck you, you say, “Sure, sure, no problem!” And when they do, you have to say, “Thank you very, very much!” And make sure you have a smile on your face. And then, you stupid fucking coward, you’re gonna know what it feels like to be a woman.”

—   Jenny Schecter, The L Word (via thatcuriouskat)


It is with passion, courage of conviction, and strong sense of self that we take our next steps into the world, remembering that first impressions are not always correct. You must always have faith in people.

It is with passion, courage of conviction, and strong sense of self that we take our next steps into the world, remembering that first impressions are not always correct. You must always have faith in people.

(Source: doctor-lewis, via thatcuriouskat)

Women are sharing their comebacks to instances of everyday sexism

dorkery:

misandry-mermaid:

dingdongno:

and it’s amazing

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but wait there’s moreimage

omg and then image

from (x)

"Why, is your nose bigger than your dick?" OMFG so good!

no no no

the COFFEE one

(via thatcuriouskat)


You know…some things, Jon Snow (x)

“The violence we teach our sons in teaching them to Be Men is the same that keeps us up at night worrying about our daughters.”

—   (via moeyhashy)

(via mallorygrace)

prinnyempress:

yolucas:

SERIOUS TALK: 
Okay idk if you guys have heard about this yet so I’m going to inform you about what’s going on because it’s really serious and I think everyone needs to know about this. So basically there are some sick fucking people now who have started taping and gluing razor blades around children’s parks (and on the handles of gas pumps) and placing them strategically so children get hurt. They tape them to the handles of monkey bars (so the children’s hands get sliced open), they tape them inside of slides (i think you can imagine what will happen there) and just everywhere around the playgrounds with a sick intention of hurting young kids. I know this has literally nothing to do with my blog but I take my younger cousin to the park almost every day in the summer, and I can’t imagine what I’d do if he went down a slide rigged with razor blades. So pleaspleaseplease reblog this, I think people need to see it so they can be more careful, I don’t want little kids possibly seriously hurting themselves.

this is actually legitimate and several news sites have reports of children getting hurt.

actual fucks are currently being questioned.

prinnyempress:

yolucas:

SERIOUS TALK: 

Okay idk if you guys have heard about this yet so I’m going to inform you about what’s going on because it’s really serious and I think everyone needs to know about this. So basically there are some sick fucking people now who have started taping and gluing razor blades around children’s parks (and on the handles of gas pumps) and placing them strategically so children get hurt. They tape them to the handles of monkey bars (so the children’s hands get sliced open), they tape them inside of slides (i think you can imagine what will happen there) and just everywhere around the playgrounds with a sick intention of hurting young kids. I know this has literally nothing to do with my blog but I take my younger cousin to the park almost every day in the summer, and I can’t imagine what I’d do if he went down a slide rigged with razor blades. So pleaspleaseplease reblog this, I think people need to see it so they can be more careful, I don’t want little kids possibly seriously hurting themselves.

this is actually legitimate and several news sites have reports of children getting hurt.

actual fucks are currently being questioned.

(via unfencedfire)

ilovecharts:

Wake up With Fantasy, Caffiene & Nonsense

“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope.”
– Dr. Seuss

This week, Maggie illustrates a quote from Bill Cosby.

ilovecharts:

Wake up With Fantasy, Caffiene & Nonsense

“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope.”

– Dr. Seuss

This week, Maggie illustrates a quote from Bill Cosby.

Tests

sodamnrelatable:

youbemyhero:

Getting a 100%

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Getting a 90%

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Getting an 80%

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Getting a 70%

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Getting a 60%

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Getting a 50% or lower

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(Source: teddy-russovelt, via gatormech)